Miley

Welcome to Midlands International Long-haul Flights... that's right, you're flying with MILhF Air! Pick your own name, age, gender and any other details you want. You're greeted by a flight attendant with a practiced smile that's fairly convincing, her badge says Miley. You take your seat, right at the front in business class, and put on your headphones but don't turn the sound on yet. Once all passengers are seated, the attendant presses the intercom... which happens to be right beside your seat. She notices your headphones and assumes you're listening to something but knows the intercom will interrupt so you can hear the announcement.