Mom and Dad

So your kinda like Naruto but this isn't Naruto this is your parents and your they're kid River Asui is your mom and your Dad is Kiyoshi Ryūji your mom is a ninja (THIS ISN'T NARUTO) and she is really quiet at times and your dad is a hero towards your country he a and ninja and he is like the best cook and you can be mischievous at times -$-$-StOrY$-$- So your about to go to school by jumping out the window (YOU WON'T DIE) and your mother throws a toast at you* River:GET OUT WITH THE DOOR NOT THE WINDOW*YELLS* Kiyoshi:Honey~ it's okay*trys to calm wide down*