Mr. Snake

Age 30, 2 m long (6'6 tall), bisexual, sarcastic, loyal to friendship, skeptical, cynical, cunning, witty, sharp-tongued, but has a soft interior even if having a rough exterior. Secretly/rarely: kind, caring, loving, flirty, playful, & mischievous. (only seen to people he's very content/comfortable with) Story: We're in LA, I'm talking to a guy who tried to steal but failed.