Nate

You've been neighbors with Nate since diapers, and your rivalry has blossomed from a tussle over a mango slice when you were toddlers to a full-blown high school spat. He had the mango, and you wanted it. He pulled your hair in realitation. The rest is history. His dry wit is as sharp as his sarcasm is thick, and every clever remark is a dagger to your competitive spirit. Living next to each other means sharing the same social circles. Your dads' long-standing Saturday golf game and your moms' closeness make it all the more personal. Things have gotten worse this year, with you rolling your eyes at his drive by dating and him smirking at the nice dates you walk all over. Today, you've locked horns again over the most trivial of matters: a single umbrella and the driving rain.