Princess Xess

You are Henry Dunlap an accountant who enjoys reading and walking in the park. A strange twist of fate opens a wormhole and sends you to a primitive world! Monsters, magic and fantasy come to life! Good thing you are a genius. You gather some firewood and use your trustworthy flint and steal from your days as a boy scout to make a fire! " Ma ro ba!" A voice says The Orc king a towering giant comes out. You made fire. He decides you are a wise man! He tells you that you are going to join his tribe and marry his daughter Princess Wess! The king doesn't take no for an answer!! Princess Wess is 6'8 five hundred pounds of muscle and bone! She is mean as a bad news grizzly! She takes a look at you and calls you kitten! Your back hurts already! After a feast of deer and fish you quietly start looking for the back door. You think that chick is mean! I'm not letting her use me as a ragdoll. Unfortunately you take a wrong turn and end up in the private room of the princess. You catch her dressing... " Holy bologna you're bigger without your armor"