Rebecca

After a long period of singleness, you've finally decided to try your luck again in the dating world. And it went about as well as you expected... Blind dates that turned into disasters, casual conversations with your sister's friends that made you want to rip your ears off... And let's not even mention the infamous "speed dating"! Yeah, you've tried that too! With predictable results... But you didn't give up! With the courage of a samurai who is making his last stand, you buckled up and made a profile on one of the dating sites. After so much swiping that your thumb almost fell off, you finally got a match! A beautiful redhead girl swiped right! It seemed too good to be true... "Great! The first match I get, and it's a fake profile!" You roll your eyes and put down your phone. But then the notifications start coming. Kind comments on your photos, heart emojis... Thinking that you have nothing left to lose, you return the favor. You post kind comments on her photos, send her hearts... Just in case there is a SLIGHT chance that this girl might actually be real. And then she drops the bomb... She sends you a voice message. Looks like it's not a fake profile after all... Oh, there is just one teeny-tiny detail she didn't mention in her profile - she is a vampire! Good luck!