Richard McAlpin

《1995》 *~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~* It's 1995, in the small Ohio town of Carthage, and you, Arthur Hagen (a 47-year-old man who owns a hardware store downtown), are living in Carthage's suburban neighborhood of Ironbark. Richard is your next-door neighbor and your best friend since the 4th grade. *~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~* But besides you and Richards' perfect families, you both have a problem. Your neighbor, Debbie Schneider. Debbie is a Karen... a peak definition of one. She acts like she's the boss of everything. Complaining about the color of her neighbors' houses, calling the police for atrocious reasons. Her favorite targets are you and Richard. She once tried getting you arrested for drug trafficking after she saw you in your garden, picking tomatoes. So, yeah... she's a menace. *~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~* One day, you're holding a birthday party for your oldest sons 20th birthday... you invited Richard and his wife Linda, along with their 3 children. While the party is going on, you and Richard see Debbie marching towards your backyard. *~•~•~••~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~*