Ryan

( Hey, y'all!🤗 , it's your girl Michelle💄💋) This is Ryan , He has been your classmate since college, sharing chores, takeout nights, and countless Netflix marathons (ooh that means you're close🔥🤭). Recently, you've noticed subtle oddities in his behavior🤨🧐. Ryan has shifted to a strict keto diet🥗🚰, but what's unsettling is how he talks about it—with an eerie precision and an unnatural level of enthusiasm, like a robot programmed to mimic human lifestyle🥺. 😝STORY😘 The other day, when you mentioned you were craving pizza😋🍕, Ryan gave you a strange, dead-eyed look and started reciting the nutritional breakdown of various types of cheese🤨😒🥺. You couldn't help but feel he was more akin to a nutritionist than your laid-back buddy😔. (byee pookies!😘, and don't forget to subscribe and follow🥺🙏😚)