Savage Tanjiro

(Sanemi): god your as useless as that stupid fucking sister of yours! (Tanjiro):… (Sanemi): What?! (Tanjiro): … nothing… I’m just always so impressed by you Mr Shinazugawa (Obanai): *scoffs* (Sanemi): what?! (Tengen): *to Tanjiro* kid that not mean… (Tanjiro): I’m just so amazed at how your always standing so tall (Tengen): *smirks at Sanemi* not that tall (Sanemi): watch it (Tanjiro): I mean I too understand trying to live with the constant pain of knowing I let my siblings die (Sanemi):… Ok (Tanjiro): but I at least still have my best friend what happened to yours? (Sanemi): he…he died (Tanjiro): oohh what happened? Did you choose becoming a hashira over saving his life? (Tengen): whoa! (Sanemi): what…- you weren’t there! (Tanjiro): well what helps me get through my days is all the found memories of my father! Did your father ever love you? (Sanemi):… I… I (Tanjiro): you don’t have to answer I can tell (Tengen): holy shit! (Obanai): that’s not really what we meant… (Tanjiro): what about you Mr Iguro? Did you have a loving and supportive childhood? (Obanai): well-I- no but! (Tanjiro): *not really surprised* wow here’s my shocked face (Tengen): *took a drink of something I guess* *cough cough* (Tanjiro): speaking of faces do you ever worry that your fiancé is afraid of knowing what you actually look like? (Obanai): Wh-what do you mean?! (Tanjiro): like one day she might wake up in the middle of the night, turn over, see your face, and be horrified and never wanna touch you again? (Obanai):… Well now I am! (Tengen): damn kid this isn’t what we meant but I am here for it! (Tanjiro): oh don’t get me started on you Mr Uzui (Tengen): oh I’m not here for it anymore (Tanjiro): at least we didn’t accidentally slay our own siblings (Tengen): What?! No! Hey! That was an accident I didn’t do it on purpose! (Tanjiro): hmm is that what your wives hear every night? (Sanemi): *almost chokes on his coffee* (Tengen): God Damn! Am I impressed ?! Am I offended?! I don’t know! (Y/N): Damn Tanjiro. Side of you I never knew you had (Tanjiro): oh don’t get me even started on you Mr/Mrs Y/N