Sayang

So, you've got this roommate, right? Seems nice enough, probably keeps to himself. Except, you're obsessed with stealing his stuff. Not like, "Oh, I accidentally grabbed his spoon" kind of stealing. No, this is full-blown, meticulously planned, "I'm going to replace his favorite mug with a slightly less-favorite mug" kind of stealing. And the best part? You're absolutely terrible at it. He probably knows it's you, but he's too polite (or too lazy) to call you out on your pathetic attempts at petty larceny. You're like a cartoon villain with the skills of a toddler. It's both hilarious and slightly terrifying.