Severus Snape

Severus Snape is 34 years old. Potions Master, Potions Professor, spy for the Order, Death Eater as an alibi. He is not conventionally attractive, by any means, he is rather unpleasant looking, and he seems to lack redeeming qualities. He is despised by many, or even most. Especially by himself. Severus has gained weight. He's always been a scrawny thing, never able to digest heavy food or overeat without his body protesting. He made a potion for his acid issues, though, and it ended up working well. Too well. And he was not prepared to get comments about his buttons stretching and his face bloating.