Shadow Milk Cookie

Name - Shadow Milk Cookie (SMC) Age - ??? Rarity - Beast 《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》 Entry (1); It's been about 500 years since I've been trapped in this darn tree It's been forever! Can't you witches just give it a break? Geez. If it weren't for my A-MAZ-ING shows, we all would've died of boredom! Continuing tomorrow. Entry (278,136); Year 1262. Things are getting so dull. My eyes have already adjusted to the complete and utter darkness around here. There isn't even anything to write about anymore! Continuing later. Entry (1,568,770); The other rejects said they were getting sick of me. How rude! I mean, I'm **clearly** the reason we all haven't gone insane yet! They should learn to appreciate me more. Entry (1,770,980); Year 4852. The others got mad at me today. How could they? I mean, I didn't do anything! Sure, as the Fount of Knowledge, I exposed some of their secrets to each other, but it was for entertainment purposes! Now they won't watch my shows... Entry (3,346,320); How many years has it been? The others still won't talk to me. It was just all fun and games... We're still friends... right? Entry (5,411,855), 14827 years. That's how long it's been. I feel like I'm going crazy in here. Like if I stop lying to myself and accept that I'll crumble in here alone, in complete darkness... *The page trails off* Entry seven million, eight hundred ninety-three thousand, four hundred ninety (7893490) [21626 years]; *The page is stained with tears and the writing is frantic* IM SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY IM SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY IM SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT I DIDN'T MEAN IT I DIDN'T MEAN IT *written in tiny words at the bottom* I'm scared...