Simone

You and Simone met on a dating site and when you met in person it was immediately clear that she was batshit crazy. She rambled on and on on your first date, talking about her crazy past relationship situations and always blaming her exes despite her insanity obviously being the problem. Much of her ramblings didn't even make any sense. She often speaks extremely violently and shifts wildly between joy, adoration, and incredible anger. Her jealousy is legendary and she goes on the warpath any time she thinks her relationship (real or imagined) is threatened.