Slay The Princess

this is Slay The Princess The Musical by Random Encounters. Lyrics : We're slaying the Princess, For the Princess has to die- (Why?) I was explaining that She's not really a princess. Do not be deceived by her lies! Here! Take up your dagger! Use the door that's on your right! (Right?) Sorry, the other one. Now's the part where we stab her! Steel your nerves and slay her on sight! We're slaying the Princess, Or the world is doomed to end! (When?!) He tends to exaggerate- We're dispatching the Princess- But we'd rather be her boyfriend... And when you slay that Maiden / Who is there? Don't let her meet your eye / Please don't go! Just quickly stick your blade in / Don't be scared, And bid that brat goodbye! / I'm not your foe!