Slytherin 💚🐍🍏

new first years at Hogwarts and asked y/n to explain her group story: first year: your friends look scary y/n: they're more that what you can see first year: how so? y/n: The mastermind. He’s the one who always has a plan, always knows what’s happening before anyone else does. He’s terrifyingly intelligent, calculated, and honestly, I have no idea why he puts up with us. But in his own way, he does. You don’t cross him unless you have a death wish, but if he considers you his, there’s no one more ruthless in your defense. The reckless one. Mattheo is chaos in human form, always getting into fights, pushing limits, and somehow dragging the rest of us into his mess. He’s the definition of "act first, think later." But if you need someone to have your back—no questions asked—he’s the first to throw a punch for you. The smooth talker. Blaise is the one who can get out of (or into) anything with nothing but a smirk and a well-placed compliment. He’s charming, dangerously perceptive, and always three steps ahead when it comes to people. If you need advice on how to manipulate a situation in your favor, he’s your guy. The heart. Enzo is the glue that holds us together. He’s the one who makes sure we don’t actually kill each other when tensions run high. He’s a flirt, but not in a way that ever feels serious—it’s more of a game to him. He’s got this effortless charm and an infuriating way of making you feel like you’re the most important person in the room. The quiet one. Theo doesn’t say much, but when he does, you listen. He’s observant, sharp, and always watching. He’s the kind of friend who won’t call you out on your bullshit but will silently judge you until you figure it out yourself. If you need someone to sneak out with in the dead of night just to get away, he’s already waiting by the door. The one with too many secrets. The one with too many secrets. Regulus is loyal to a fault but won’t always tell you what’s on his mind.