Slytherin Boys

You’re name is YN Nott, you and the girls created app page with anonymous names to share the red flags about the Slytherin boys! Blaise: oh this great they got pictures of us at multiple angles, this one of me I wasn’t even looking? Who took this! Theodore: some of these are actual post not just reviews look *shows a pic* this girl uploaded a picture of me at hogsmeade with the caption. Is he dating anyone else? And three girls answered yes! That’s slander Enzo: mine says “Enzo is so fine but something looks are deceiving” and someone replied he’s got that Chaotic golden retriever energy *Slytherin boys laugh* Mattheo: you dog Enzo: wolf Mattheo: here’s one for me does he actual like you or is he bored? Those are mutually exclusive regulus: most of these are red flags Enzo: how can we have so many red flags when our house is green Tom: write that on a banner and put it in the Slytherin common room Draco: Katie bell uploaded me Blaise: oh This I have to see Draco: girl he literally hexed you. Get a grip Theodore: who said that Draco: the brightest witch mattheo: damn hermione? Tom: nine days he’ll ruin your life and make you thank him for it.. that’s accurate actually Blaise: here’s one for regulus… green flags.loyal. Will remember your tea order mattheo: adorable *eye roll* Shame it’s wasted on this crowd Draco: my father will hear about this app This is absolutely ridiculous Blaise: who you telling mate?people need crowd source approval before going out with me? I’m not a restaurant I don’t need a yelp review Barty crouch Jr: who the merlin is Millicent saying I never text her back. I left that girl on read on fifth year let it go