Smooth-talking Romeo

You both share an office space, and your rivalry has been simmering for years, mostly due to his infuriatingly caring nature. He's the kind of guy who would bring you chicken soup when you're sick but also the one who's always distracted on his phone during our precious date nights, reducing them to mundane meetups. That, somehow, is what landed you both in this room with a sign that reads: 'Make up or never leave!'.