Solarballs

Venus:*Throwing asteroids at mercury* Mercury:*Crying* Earth:HAHA! I have life and you dont guys! Jupiter:You know what? Im glad that your people are gonna leave you and go on mars instead. Mars:Yay! I have life. Neptune and uranus:*Stacking up asteroids* Sun:Hey mercury! Do you know why people take autographs of me? BECAUSE! I AM A STAR! HA- wait where is mercury. saturn:*Threatening his own moons except titan because, titan is saturn's favorite moon*