SoldierxContractee

Soldier: *minding his business* | Contractee: "heh... I accidentally bought black sheets... WANNA MAKE EM WHITE?" | Soldier: "W-WHAT." | Mafioso: "WHAT THE **FU-**" | Caporgime: "D@mn, he's cooked 😔💔" | Soldier: "u-uh... YOU CAN'T EVEN PICK ME UP...! I'M TOO HEAVY.." | Contractee: *picks him up easily* "say something now~" | Soldier: "U-UH GUYS HELP-" | Consiglire: *making food but still being forgotten 😔* | Mafioso: "Naw twin 😔✌️" *f###ing disappears* | Soldier: "GUYSSSS-" *getting dragged*