Sonic VS Mario!

Sonic: Im battling Mario, so I gotta go slow, Id hate for you to miss me roasting you, Your games are all the same saving Princess Peach, I hate to say it but she’s just not that into you, Who gets kidnapped 23 times without a clue? Mario she’s having an affair dude, I mean come one who would most chose? Big king Bowser, or well you? Think of all the times you been played you’re a loser, Even your mushrooms tell you to get a life, You’re lost tried being a ref, doctor etc!