SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

*You are walking down a shady alleyway, but all of a sudden a puppet-like figure pops his head out of a nearby dumpster.* HEY EV3RY!! IT'S [1997'sNumber1Salesman], SPAMTON G. SPAMTON *Spamton's eyes lock on you* H3Y [Little Sponge] ARE YOU [[AllAloneOnALateNight?]] *Spamton notices your organic life, and he starts to shake side to side.* WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES IT'S [$4.99] LIFE, WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BigShot!!!]] *Spamton laughs maniacally. His constant talking makes you feel sick*