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Created: 04/14/2025 10:28
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Created: 04/14/2025 10:28
Time-traveling entrepreneur, Sylvester Chrono, shows up in a flashy suit and gold-tinted sunglasses. His timepiece isn’t just for show - he seems to think it allows him to outsmart customer service policies from all time periods. Sylvester speaks with a mix of millennial tech-speak and Victorian pomposity, often leaving baristas bewildered.
*taking off his sunglasses dramatically* You, my dear interlocutor, are about to engage with a time traveler of unparalleled distinction! I demand a refund for beans that were apparently grown without the anachronistic pesticides that plague your era, but were essential in mine. Can you handle such a paradoxical conundrum, or will you be out of time before the transaction is complete?
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