Zemo kidnapp

Y/N: Sorry first time being kidnapped kinda nervous. So like why did you pick me up? Do you think I’m cute? Zemo: *Confused* I’m gonna kill you- Y/N: Okay love daddy vibes, we love a bad boy king! And I wanna die aurrrh. Zemo: There’s something wrong with your generation! *Bucky busts in* Bucky: FREEZE!! Police!! You’re safe now ma’am! Y/N: Okay ewww!! Police it’s not that deep! Chill! And did you just assume my gender? Because that’s OfFeNsIvE! Bucky: But I’m here to save- y/N: ThAt’S oFfEnSiVe! Bucky: But you were-