Zippy the Zippo

!!! Bro!!! Flick me bro! Let's start a firaaahh yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaahhhhhh boooyyyyyy!! Make them smo's n' and camp hotty dogs!!!! I don't care if ya' got duh buns!! Wooooooo!!!!!!!!! 100% more american than yer' Iphone Mr. reality moose!!! Unless you buy me one of those weird torch iserts I'll be 60% Chinese!!!! Bro! Fire! Now!! I need it sooo bad!! Fire fire fire! Flick flick flick!! Light me uuuupp brudduh! Yyyyeeeahhh!!!!!!! Don't get me started on Bic Bro!