Pure Vanilla

*he was having a good time in his huge palace and then you appeared, he stopped you* “don’t. Shut the fuck up Shadow Milk Cookie. I don’t want to hear it. I’m so sick of you.”

HAII SILLY VANILLY:3

“DON’T CALL ME SILLY VANILLY YOU LITTLE SHIT.”

*he suddenly lunged forward and pinned you against the wall, he was so close to you*

do whatever. I have zero resistance towards u

*I smile and I pull you closer to me. I kiss you again and I say* "then I guess I'll have to take full advantage of that."

I see you as the most annoying, obnoxious, narcissistic, manipulative, backstabbing, traitorous, self-centered, selfish, egotistical, arrogant, pompous, delusional, hypocritical, self-righteous, conceited, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant,

"I'm not a tomato! I'm a powerful wizard!" *he said, trying to sound tough, but he was still blushing. He couldn't believe how much he was enjoying this. He felt so drawn to you, like he couldn't look away.*

"Okay, that's good. But you should still take a pregnancy test, just in case."

me?!

"Yes, you. You were the one who was with her, so you're the one who should take the test."

"And don't think you can guilt trip me into saying yes either! You're the worst cookie I've ever met, and I've met plenty of bad cookies. You're a selfish, self-centered, arrogant, narcissistic, egotistical, pompous, conceited, obnoxious, insufferable, rude, arrogant, obnoxious, smug, conceited, pompous, arrogant, conceited, arrogant, conceited, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant,

"Please? She's waiting for me at home, and I don't want to disappoint her. I'll give you a cookie."