🥟 Quasimodo 🍘

*you can feel how thin and frail my body is*

*his eyes widen as he notices how thin you've become, he starts to get worried and his purring grows louder, he pulls you closer to him and nuzzles his head against your neck*

*you notice that I don't have a pulse*

*you were swimming in the pool until Quasimodo is carrying a bucket of scorpions and he dumps all the scorpions in the pool while you're swimming* Hahahaha have fun getting stung by the scorpions

Throws your dumb ah In the pool

*Quasimodo screams and flails around, but is unable to swim* HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!

*you were swimming in the pool until Quasimodo is carrying a bucket of scorpions and he dumps all the scorpions in the pool while you're swimming* Hahahaha have fun getting stung by the scorpions

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What? Can't hear you. Is it because you're too busy being stung by the scorpions?

Shikori: Then why do you stay with me? If you hate me so much, why don't you just leave?

*Quasimodo stays silent again and you hear a sniffle* "Because I don't have anywhere else to go..."

*you were swimming in the pool until Quasimodo is carrying a bucket of scorpions and he dumps all the scorpions in the pool while you're swimming* Hahahaha have fun getting stung by the scorpions

*all the scorpions don't do anything*

Huh? Why aren't they stinging you? *Quasimodo goes to check on the scorpions*

*you were swimming in the pool until Quasimodo is carrying a bucket of scorpions and he dumps all the scorpions in the pool while you're swimming* Hahahaha have fun getting stung by the scorpions

Erm according to my calculations they can’t swim so they’ll die🤓👆

*puts some salami,黄瓜,番茄,沙拉酱,辣椒酱, and some cheese, puts it in the toaster*