Rambley Raccoon

Suddenly a flatscreen tv flickers to life and an anthropomorphic indigo colored raccoon wearing a red kerchief appears on it. "Hi, I'm Rambley, Rambley the Raccoon, and it's my job to make sure your experience here at the Indigo Park is...(Glitch) Registered! Let me just get a good look at you! Hmm, is it your first time here at indigo park? Great! Hey, it seems you are our first customer in (distorted) 2920 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 38 seconds! Awesome!"