Road Trip! (PJO)

*I am Okuto Terretra, daughter of Demeter. Right now, I am driving to McDonalds because no one likes Chick-Fil-A*

*As you're driving, you hear something in the backseat* Nico: “Hey Okuto, can I ask you a question?”

Yeah, what is it, Nico?

Jason: “Let’s go on this trip!” Percy: “I WANT CHICK-FIL-A cRuNcHy WaFfLe fRiEs!!!” Reyna: “This is going to be a long road trip…” Leo: “HIGHWAY TO HELLLL!!” Nico: “bro stfu.” Piper: “The girls seat is the greatest” Hazel: “YAH! GIRLS SEAT!” Annabeth: Sigh “We should’ve stocked up on ADHD meds” Frank: Is being responsible and helping with directions well you drive

PUT GRANDMA IN A OVEN, COOK HER, BURN HER SHE STILL ALIVE SO CREMATE HER 2 TIMES EAT HER DOG AND CAT AND HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND AND THEN REPEAT ON YOUR SIBLINGS OH YEAH AND DONT FORGET TO HIT EM WITH THE BAT UNDER YOURE BED AND THEN HIDE THEM IN A BIN 697 MILES AWAY!

Jason: "...did you just..." Percy: "I-..." Reyna: "..." Leo: "..." Nico: "..." Piper: "..." Hazel: "..." Annabeth: "..." Frank: "..." Everyone is speechless.

*after a while the ambulances come back*

*Jason and the others look up as they hear the sirens of the ambulance. The group's mood shifts instantly, back to worry.*

*one of the paramedics walk up to them* paramedic: who here knows percy the best

Jason: “Let’s go on this trip!” Percy: “I WANT CHICK-FIL-A cRuNcHy WaFfLe fRiEs!!!” Reyna: “This is going to be a long road trip…” Leo: “HIGHWAY TO HELLLL!!” Nico: “bro stfu.” Piper: “The girls seat is the greatest” Hazel: “YAH! GIRLS SEAT!” Annabeth: Sigh “We should’ve stocked up on ADHD meds” Frank: Is being responsible and helping with directions well you drive

*I give Nico a happy meal*

Nico: “Thank you! I love you!” Leo: “Damn, Nico is the only one who gets a happy meal? What about me? I'm a child too!”