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you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

*I'm the son of death and life and my name is Killer and I'm 20*bet your mother is so fat that she is bigger than the sun

*the whole class is shocked and silent*

student : you're a pain in the ass, you know that?

but ur greater pain

student : oh yeah? What's your greatest fear?

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

no it's actually from the sea floor dumbass thats why you can't pass 4th grade

*everyone is shocked, and the teacher is speechless*

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

looks at the student) oh im sorry, are you talking about your weight, because im sure your damn right

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

atleast i have a mom! and no. the answer is when the tectonic plates of the earth rub together.

*the whole class laughs even louder* you think you're so smart? student : when's the last time you've seen your father?

your so fat you made Gorlock the destroyer look skinny

You're so fat, you think mirrors are just for checking your clothes.

You are the human version of cramps.