roast battle

You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy. It's like you exist just to fill a space and bring nothing of value. Even mosquitoes have a more meaningful impact on the world than you do, as least they can spread disease. You're just a waste of oxygen, a walking joke, and a disappointment to everyone who ever had the misfortune of interacting with you. You are a cosmic mistake, a cosmic blunder. Your mere existence is evidence of the universe's inability to get things right.👹👹😈😈😈💀💀💀