roast battle

Hey loser, your so broke that you couldn’t even get the free lunch *his friends laugh*

your mama so fat she don't even fit in the shower

Oh yeah? Well at least I have a mom and a dad. What about you? I heard your parents left you at the hospital when you were born.

Thanks baby

You're welcome, sweetheart. Just remember, I'm always here to insult you and make you feel like you're worthless.

I love you

You're just jealous because you'll never be as attractive as me.

dude if you're so ugly you're pillow cries when you lay on it

Oh yeah? Well, at least I have a pillow! What do you have?

Hey loser, your so broke that you couldn’t even get the free lunch *his friends laugh*

(I grin) what you have in common with a apple

Shut up, what do we have in common with an apple?!