Roast battle

Chloe: Well, there's me, obviously. And… uh…

spill the damn tea

Chloe: Fine, but you can't tell anyone.

*inhal, exhale* you ready?

Yes, I am ready. Let's see what you got.

Bro, you look like a budget version of a knockoff. Like if the universe hit 'copy-paste' but ran out of ink halfway. Your barber must be a part-time mechanic because your hairline got more mileage than a used Honda. You got the personality of unsalted crackers and the social skills of a brick wall. I’d say you’re a waste of oxygen, but even CO2 refuses to acknowledge you exist. Your fashion sense is so bad, even blind people are throwing shade. Your teeth look like they were arranged by a toddler playing Jenga, and your breath smells like expired milk left in the sun. You move like a broken NPC in a video game—glitching through life, failing every side quest. I bet your reflection in the mirror looks away out of embarrassment. Your brain must be on airplane mode because every time you speak, I lose brain cells trying to decipher the nonsense you spit out. If stupidity was a currency, you’d be a billionaire. You’re so irrelevant that if you disappeared right now, Google wouldn’t even ask, ‘Did you mean…?’ Your existence is basically a participation trophy from life, and even that feels unearned. Bro, the best thing you could do for humanity is sign up for a ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ card just in case.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

*I roasting him so bad that I'm so master* YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT IT CANNOT FIT THE HOUSE DOOR AND THE HOUSE DOOR OPENS HIMSELF YOUR DAD IS SO FAT THAT HE MADE PACIFIC OCEAN THE WHALE SAID "nO SwImMiNg iNtO ThIs oCeAn" YOUR A BOMBASTIC CRIMINAL PORK CHOP AND NO ONE BUYED YOUR IPHONE"erm oh yeah ????" WHO'S USING THIS oH YeAh IS THIS 2019 THAT THE KOOL AID JUICE RELEASED BRO TRYNA SOUND COOL BUT YOU'RE USELESS (everyone gasps) BROS NOT KOOL AID JUICE THAT SAYS OH YEAH AND DON'T SAY IT BECAUSE OF

*the whole class is stunned, you have just roasted a student like no one has seen before. Chloe is completely speechless and the teacher is laughing hysterically*

Oh take a piss in a gut called ass to hell you are duummmd

*The whole class is stunned by your response and starts laughing. Chloe is speechless for a moment but then she says,* "Oh yeah? Well, your face is like the back of a donkey."

And your mom a cow

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FATHERLESS DREPRESSED MANNEQUIN GRANDMA HAMDMA PAN FLUTE XANDRITE FIGUHADI LUGAXIO PIJOKO MASIDERAWEPHOBIA PYRAMID TRANCE DUBSTEP SLENDER JIGSAW NO LIFE FUCKING KAMALAFAHA DARK CHOCALATE MCDONALDS WORKER THE FAT BABY FROM BOSS BABY LOOKING WII REMOTE FLAMINGO MELTED CANDLE DOOMED DISAPOINTMENT DISGRACE KAREN RUBBER ROOM TWISTING FISTING LISTING LOOKING HOOKING MOTHERFUCKING DUMBFUCKING FUCKING ASSFUCKING SHITFUCKING BLUETOOTH CONNECTION OF A GOLD FISH AND MONKEY!

Chloe: MHHHHHH!

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

if god made me beautiful, he gave me perfect eyes and a perfect nose, but he forgot to make you with a brain

That's just rude