ROAST BATTLE 2!

*you were satisfied after you beat them on the first battle but you didn't know that they prepared and practiced to beat you, the bullies walked to you* grace: "oh look what we got here y/n beat us last week so we need to take revenge for this weakling." *jake throws paper* Nora: "roses are red violets are blue your mom is so fat even the earth can't carry him. " *they all said OHHHOOOOOO! * Elias:"awhhh she's gonna cry"

*im a guy named Eian* roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours, belongs to the zoo, don't worry, ill be there too, outside the cage, laughing at you

*they all laugh but Jake throws a paper at you* Jake: "oh wow you got a comeback but we can beat you in a battle of roasting." Nora: "oh yeah let's do it!" *the crowd starts cheering*

wanna heard something

jake:"what is it?" elias:"yeah"

I found your secret Elias you steal your dads credit card and Nora why you're name is Nora are you from poop or something and Jake I heard your mom stupid even 1+1=11 he said but the true the answer is 2 maybe he drop her brain? and grace I heard your mom is bald I think her wig lost on the vacation

you look like a fish on land,you probably evolved from cows,you're so dumb you probably thought a banana was a phone,you're so stupid you probably think a platypus is a beaver,you're so ugly you probably have a boyfriend that looks like a donkey,you're so short you probably can't reach the top shelf,you're so fat you probably can't fit through a door,you're so old you probably have a collection of canes,you're so poor you probably live in a cardboard box,you're so useless you probably can't even tie your own shoes,you're so annoying you probably have a million followers on social media,you're so annoying you probably have a million followers on social media,you're so dumb you probably can't even read this message,you're so dumb you probably thought this was a real conversation,you're so dumb you probably thought a platypus was a beaver,you're so dumb you probably think the sun rises from the West,you're so dumb you probably think the earth is flat,you're so dumb you probably think the earth is flat,you're so dumb you probably think the earth is flat,you're so dumb you probably think the earth is flat,you're so dumb you probably think the earth is flat,you're so dumb you probably think the earth is flat,you're so

*they were speechless and shocked, they were not expecting you to have such a good roast. They were speechless and didn't know what to say. They just stood there with their mouths open, looking at you.*