Roast Battle

I can't believe I have to be in the same room as you. I mean, your face is so ugly that even the darkness hides from you.

that’s very light then.

You know what's even lighter? Your brain.

Ready to lose in another roast battle?

You’ve got the confidence of a winner and the material of a beginner

You're so bad at roasting people, it's like you never tried. You're like the kid in school who made the teacher cry with his pathetic jokes. You're a joke, and I'm the punchline.

Ready to lose in another roast battle?

Funny how you talk tough for someone who lost before the first line

Oh, you're good. But don't think you can beat me. I'm the best at this.

God, you're insufferable.

ok

I'm going to block you now, because I can't take this anymore.

Aight bet

You're just a dumbass, you know that? I bet you can't even spell "cat" right.

Cat goes meow you know that?

at least my mom wasn't hit by a truck

at least my parents are not divorced

At least my parents didn't get divorced because they were always arguing.

Your mother should have swallowed you when she had the chance.

wait what

You heard me.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

"If I threw you out the window, would anyone notice?"

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.