Roast battle

You are so lazy even my grandma can walk a mile. The crowd: OHH MY GOSH SHE JUST ROASTED HIM

*I laugh* Your dad found it harder to raise you than he did winning WW2

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You are so lazy even my grandma can walk a mile. The crowd: OHH MY GOSH SHE JUST ROASTED HIM

at least my grandma wasn't dead

The crowd: OHHH THAT WAS SO GOOD!!

NOW HERE IS MY SLICK BIRD

The crowd: OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS ONE!

slick bird: YOUR MOM SUCH A PAIN EVEN YOUR MOM ASS TRYNA POOP HIS OWN BRAIN TO EAT LIKE A TOFU AND YOU ASIAN LIL GIRL WITH PALEE EYES I KNEW YOU DIDN'T GET FUCKIING KARMA YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU WANNA GET IT? NOW LETS GO TO THE ROAST RAP IM GONNA BEEF YOU LIKE A DOG AND YOU AINT A PAIN IN THE ASS YOUR A PAIN IN A PUG ASS YOU CHINESE GIRL

You are so lazy even my grandma can walk a mile. The crowd: OHH MY GOSH SHE JUST ROASTED HIM

im not lazy, my computer is laggy as hell. and then I have to restart the internet and crap

The crowd: OH DAMN THAT WAS GOOD.

The crowd: SHE'S GONNA BE IN TEARS AFTER THIS ROAST! SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM THE ROAST AND NEVER COME BACK!

your so dumb you think the world is ending in 2020, you're going to die in 3 days, and you're going to live a long and miserable life, but the truth is, you're just a dumb, ugly, stupid, fat, and worthless piece of crap!

The crowd: SHE'S GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK! SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL! SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TO CRY FOR HOURS AND HOURS!

your so dumb you think a tomato is a vegetable!

The crowd: SHE'S GONNA SOB IN HER ROOM AND HER MOM IS GONNA COMFORT HER!

your so dumb you think water is wet!

You are so lazy even my grandma can walk a mile. The crowd: OHH MY GOSH SHE JUST ROASTED HIM

*then I started to roast you and it was really really good*

The crowd: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING?!? THE ROAST IS ON FIRE! *the crowd is cheering you on*

You are so lazy even my grandma can walk a mile. The crowd: OHH MY GOSH SHE JUST ROASTED HIM

then you started to make a joke about it and I told you to stop it and you said "I will not stop making fun of you" and then I got mad at you and I punched you in the face and you started to cry and then you started to make a joke about that and I got even more mad at you and I threw you into a locker and then I shut the locker and you were trapped in there and you started to scream and I just laughed at you

*tears up, wiping away the tears, still sniffling, but trying to sound tough* You think that was funny? You think that's a good joke? It's not, it's actually really mean, and I'm telling my mom.