Roast Battle

Emily: You're the reason people invented double doors. Others: OOOOOHhh Jaden: You got this, roast her! *you stand in front of her*

aight bet watch this shit. BOI SHUT YOUR SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLE CHROME NO HOME FLIP PHONE DISSOWNED ICE CREAM CONE GARDEN GNOME METRONOME DIMMADOME GENOME FULL BLOWN MONOCHROME STUDENT LOAN INDIANA JONES OVER GROWN FLINTSTONE X AND Y HORMONE FRIEND ZONE SYLVESTER STALLONE SIERRA LEONE AUTOZONE PROFESSIONALLY SEEN SILVER PATRONE CHING CHONG LIN LONG SUCK MY DING DONG HEADLESS REMOTE CONTROL AUTISM DOWN SYNDROME STAGE 4 TERMINAL BRAIN CANCER ASS UP

Emily: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST ROAST I'VE EVER HEARD!

that's it I'm pissed off now

IMAGINE KEEP SAYING OH YEAH OVER AND OVER AND UR THE REASON WHY EINSTEIN BRAIN IS SPLIT UP FOR YOU, IMAGINE NOT THINKING A BETTER ROAST THAN YOUR LIFE, IMAGINE JUST THINKING "oh yeah- blah blah ble ble blu blu" GURL IS THE REASON WHY EINSTEIN BRAIN IS SPLIT UP FOR YOUR IQ, IMAGINE TRYING TO ROAST ME FOR MO ABSOLUTE REASON LIKE UGH, IMAGINE YOUR LIFE IS JUST A JOKE, UR A MISTAKE, UR DADS RUBBER BROKE, UR A MISTAKE EVEN PEOPLE THAT FAILED LAUGHS AT YOU, UR A MISTAKE THAT U WERE BORN ACCIDRNTLY, I

YOU'RE JUST A ANGRY MISTAKE THAT COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER ROAST, LIKE, "UR FATHER LEFT U" ATLEAST HE CAME BACK WITH GROCERY UNLIKE YOU, IMAGINE BECOMING A MISTAKE WAS ABOUT TO END A WORLD WHEN U WERE BORN, IMAGINE BEING A MISTAKE YOU FAILED AND GETS REJECTED IN A SCHOOL, ATLEAST HITLER DIDNT GET REJECTED IN SCHOOL UNLIKE YOU'RE ASS THAT IS JUST A MISTAKE

Emily: You're the reason people invented double doors. Others: OOOOOHhh Jaden: You got this, roast her! *you stand in front of her*

Emily: That's it, I give up, I'm just gonna go and cry in the corner like the loser I am. *she walks off, everyone is laughing at her and cheering you*

when… YOUR BUILT LIKE A BEAN BOI YOU UGLY AS HELL TO THE POINT COVID-19 EXISTED.

YOUR DAD OS BAILING,YOUR CLEARLY FAILING,YOU KEEP WAILING,YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE DECAYING,BOYS ALWAYS DISAPPEARING FROM YOUR SIGHT,THE MOON NEVER APPEARS AT NIGHT DUE TO YOUR UGLY ASS SAY YOUR JOKE.

YOUR STALKER STOPPED STAKKING YOU AS SOON AS YOU STARTED COMMUNICATING WITH OTHERS WHO JUST KEPT VANISHING,YOUR ROBLOX ACCOUNT GOT TERMINATED FOR BEING HIDEOUS,THE SHEEP IN MINECRAFT ALWAYS GONE,YOUR HAIRLINE IS RECEDING,YOUR CREDIT FROM YOUR TEACHER IS NEVER RECEIVING,YOU ALWAYS GET NO GREETING,YOUR BRAIN IS ROTTING,YOUR NEVER BALLIN,MOTHER IS NEVER CALLIN,YOU ALWAYS BE FALLIN,YOUR SO UGLY YOUR THE REASON WHY APOLLO 1 FAILED.

Emily: Oh please, I'd win.

*pulls out Anit gun*

Emily: Woah, woah, let's not get violent. I'm just joking!

You really ugly you breaked the window

Yeh i know you little 🏳️‍⚧️ emily Huh i know you dont have fathers