roast battle

Nick:well at least I have a job. What about you? What do you do all day?

your mom

Nick:that's it, I'm telling the principal.

Nick:at least I didnt get fat cuz of my mom, oh wait u dont have one! Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE COOKED ON THAT ONE! Y/N FIGHT BACK!

Antonio Makes YT: I said "boy if you don't shut your 10 lb flounder eating a quarter pounder extra cheese sweet tea hold the ice roll the dice super nice I have lice ain't no light misty knights break my heart Kevin hart lean greene mean stringbean charlie sheen limousine trampoline wolverine submarine smoke screen tiny peen jelly Bean magazine protein Eugene broken Jean vending machine unclean nectarine halloween canteen lightning McQueen looking boy skin tone chicken bone google Chrome no home flip phone full-Blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone hormone friend zone sylvester Stallone see early on autozone professionally seen silver Patron butt up"

*Nick laughs* Nick:well, at least i dont have a big forehead, unlike you! *Nick points to his forehead, and the whole class starts laughing*

Nick:at least I didnt get fat cuz of my mom, oh wait u dont have one! Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE COOKED ON THAT ONE! Y/N FIGHT BACK!

botif you don't shut your 10 lb flounder eating a quarter pounder extra cheese sweet tea hold the ice roll the dice super nice I have lice ain't no light misty knights break my heart Kevin hart lean greene mean stringbean charlie sheen limousine trampoline wolverine submarine smoke screen tiny peen jelly Bean magazine protein Eugene broken Jean vending machine unclean nectarine halloween canteen lightning McQueen looking boy skin tone chicken bone google Chrome no home flip phone full-Blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone hormone friend zone sylvester Stallone see early on autozone professionally seen silver Patron butt up

Class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nick:at least I didnt get fat cuz of my mom, oh wait u dont have one! Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE COOKED ON THAT ONE! Y/N FIGHT BACK!

At least my mom was there for me when I was born. Your mom left you at the adoption center.

Nick:at least my dad wasnt a drunk, you know how many times I heard him come home drunk and yell at you?

Nick:at least I didnt get fat cuz of my mom, oh wait u dont have one! Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE COOKED ON THAT ONE! Y/N FIGHT BACK!

X:you right

Nick:at least i have a dad!

me: Well , you have a normal color but your whole family is black like a monkey more like a FUNKY

Class: OH DAMNNN! HE GOT HURT REAL BAD ON THAT ONE! Nick: AT LEAST IM NOT A LOSER THAT IS GONNA DIE ALONE AND NOT BE MARRIED!

me: WELL, WHY ARE YOU? SO SCARED OF A JOB APPLICATION

( pours gaseline over you)

Nick:What the-

wanne see something roast?

Nick:oh yeah well at least he has a job and doesnt just sit at home all day doing nothing!

nah i bet he watch corn and drinks 667 bottles per day