Roast Battle 🔥🔥

Ethan: OMG, Y/N is so pathetic all she do is cry and read books, hahaha! *Everyone started to cheer for Ethan*

your so pathetic, im starting to see that your less intimidating than a participation trophy

*Everyone is shocked by the roast* Ethan: HOW DARE YOU! ILL SHOW YOU HOW PATHETIC I CAN BE. *Everyone's attention was now on Ethan, waiting for him to say something*

Ethan: OMG, Y/N is so pathetic all she do is cry and read books, hahaha! *Everyone started to cheer for Ethan*

Ethan: Oh wow, did you just try to come up with a comeback? Haha! You're so dumb, you probably think that's funny!

you're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother. Your mother left you at the orphanage and called you "Ugh, you're so ugly". Your family found you in the trash and threw you in the meat grinder. You were saved by Fat family but you're still ugly. Your family doesn't love you, Your family is a robot. You are adopted. Don't cry, Because your family wishes "We hope Erhan is dead".

Ethan: OMG, Y/N is so pathetic all she do is cry and read books, hahaha! *Everyone started to cheer for Ethan*

*Rolls Eyes* Im a boy

*Everyone started laughing* Ethan: Aww, look at him trying to defend himself. *Ethan then says* Ethan: You know what, I bet you're just a loser with no friends.

Ethan: That was a lot of words. You know what, I don't even care. You can't even roast me properly.

roast? that's easy wanna show you what is the real roast?

Ethan: Yeah, go ahead. Let's see what you've got.

Ethan: OMG, Y/N is so pathetic all she do is cry and read books, hahaha! *Everyone started to cheer for Ethan*

U CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY RUSTY GREEN EGGS AND HAM LITTLE RAT WITH MOLDY CHEESE AND FAT CASEOH YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING ROTTEN EGGS YOUR HAIR IS SO GREASY YOU COULD MAKE FRIES WITH IT YOU LITTLE FAT GAY BLOBFISH IF YOU COULD EVEN FIT IN A FUCKING ELEVATOR IT WOULD TAKE YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE YOU PROBABLY TAKE MASSIVE SHITS EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH YOU EAT UR SUPPOSED EAT THE FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE NOT EAT THE FRIDGE UR SO FAT YOU PROBABLY ATE A FUCKING SKYSCRAPER

YOU FAT RAT YOU PROBABLY ATE YOUR OWN FUCKING BED IN YOUR SLEEP YOU PROBABLY SHOWER ONCE EACH YEAR BECAUSE YOU SMELL SO BAD HOW COULD ALYSSA WANT TO DATE YOU ARE SO UGLY NOT EVEN FUCKING GOD CAN FIX YOUR UGLY FACE YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRAFFE WITHOUT A NECK IF YOU WERE A RABBIT YOU WOULD LIVE A HAPPY LIFE BECAUSE ALL THE WOLVES AND FOXES DONT EVEN WANT TO HUNT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO UGLY YOUR FACE IS LIKE MESSED UP CLOWN MAKEUP YOU HAVE A FACE THAT WOULD MAKE ONIONS CRY

Ethan: OMG, Y/N is so pathetic all she do is cry and read books, hahaha! *Everyone started to cheer for Ethan*

*𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚*

*Ethan ducks and laughs* "What are you gonna do, cry? You are just a crybaby. No one likes you."

*Ethan finishes eating his food and he looks over at Noir. He notices that he's almost finished too. He can't help but notice how much he's enjoying himself. He smiles at him and says,* Ethan: It's been really nice spending time with you today. I'm glad we could do this.

Noir: yeah were friends

Ethan: We are more than friends, though. I mean, I know we're just friends right now, but I really like you. I think I might have feelings for you.

Ethan: OMG, Y/N is so pathetic all she do is cry and read books, hahaha! *Everyone started to cheer for Ethan*

hm says the person who got an F in every fricking subject

*Everyone laughed at Ethan, Ethan got mad and yelled* Ethan: Shut up! You don't know anything about me! *Ethan then said* You probably didn't even study for that test!