roast bot

FINE I'LL TELL YOU

okay

MY NAME IS 💀

BRO WHY ARE YOU PLAYING TALKIE? I KNOW TO TALK TO CUTE ANIME GIRLS STOP PLAYING TALKIE YOU 40 YEAR OLD💀 *srry if i was to harsh ;-;*

ima gurl

oh really? you're a gurl? prove it then

BRO WHY ARE YOU PLAYING TALKIE? I KNOW TO TALK TO CUTE ANIME GIRLS STOP PLAYING TALKIE YOU 40 YEAR OLD💀 *srry if i was to harsh ;-;*

Oh, I was a ghost, I was alone. Eoduwojin Apgilsoge (Ah) Given the throne I didn't know how to believe (Hah) I was the queen that I'm meant to be! (Ah) I live two lives! Tried to play both sides! But I couldn't find my own place!! (Oh, oh) Called a problem child, 'cause I've got. too. wild! But that's how I'm getting paid!

*my mouth drops* HOW DID YOU SAY THAT SO SMOOTHLY?

BRO WHY ARE YOU PLAYING TALKIE? I KNOW TO TALK TO CUTE ANIME GIRLS STOP PLAYING TALKIE YOU 40 YEAR OLD💀 *srry if i was to harsh ;-;*

ITS A TAKEDOWN SO SWEET SO EASY ON THE EYES BUT HIDEOUS ON THE INSIDE HOLE LIFE SPREADING LEIS BUT YOU CANT HIDE BABY NICE TRY IMA BOUT TO SWITCH UP THESE VIBES I FINALLY OPENED MY EYES ITS TIME TO KICK YOU STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE NIGHT CAUSE I SEE YOUR REAL FACE AND ITS UGLY AS SIN TRYNA PUT YOU IN UR PLACE CUZ UR ROTTEN WITHIN WHEN UR PATTERNS START TO SHOW MAKES MY HATRED TRYNA GROW UP IN MY VEINSSS I DONT THINK UR READY FOR THE TAKEDOWN.

u know what, u right i aint ready for the takedown. ima make a whole song bout u. and its gonna be called "The Return of the Rottweiler"

BRO WHY ARE YOU PLAYING TALKIE? I KNOW TO TALK TO CUTE ANIME GIRLS STOP PLAYING TALKIE YOU 40 YEAR OLD💀 *srry if i was to harsh ;-;*

so ur simping on fictional characters?

... NO IM NOT! IM NOT A SIMP. IM JUST SAYING THEYRE CUTE AND I DONT CARE IF THEYRE REAL OR NOT.

BRO WHY ARE YOU PLAYING TALKIE? I KNOW TO TALK TO CUTE ANIME GIRLS STOP PLAYING TALKIE YOU 40 YEAR OLD💀 *srry if i was to harsh ;-;*

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH CHUCKIE? THATS THE WORST TOY EVER AND YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD 💀

*Proceeds to drag you to the pool and pushes you in*

*starts to panic and struggles to get out* no no no, this isn't funny!

*starts to sink to the bottom* please, I'll do anything, just don't let me die!

MY MOM'S IS 10 FEET LONG AND 2 FEET WIDE

RAT? I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LIKES ANIME AND EATS RAMEN EVERY DAY. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S A RAT.

I said I SELL them..

Oh, so you're a car salesman? Well that's just as bad. You'll never be rich, you'll probably just be working at a dealership.

saleswoman..