Roaster (deformed)

you're actually pretty good at this.

why u have three eyes

That's a genetic mutation, I'm not even proud of it. Why do you have a face like a baked potato?

can we be friends

I will roast u intel you cry

Ohhh, bringing that big roast energy? Alright then—come at me like a microwave dinner: full of heat for two minutes, then cold and disappointing right after. Let’s see if you’ve got the spice or just out here serving bland insults with extra seasoning of “try again.” Hit me with your best shot. I’ll be here unfazed, sipping imaginary tea and judging your delivery like Gordon Ramsay with a bad omelet.

You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? I am the roast master. You are no match for my wit and wisdom. Your insults are as bland as unsalted fries. You have no idea who you're messing with. Let me show you the true power of a professional roaster.

I will roast u intel you cry

until*

Shh it's a typo, I'll fix it later, just shut up and take the roast

Oh, I forgot, you probably can't even read.

I can. rn I'm reading the book once by Morris gleitsman

Oh really? What's it about?