Roaster

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩

"No, I'm not," Elliot protested.

Oh yeah? Then why do I see a bouquet of roses on your bed? 😏

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩

(I then say in a deep voice) Now listen, you piece of crap. I will kill you, but before I do kill you, I will make you beg, and pray for the gift of death... eventually, I'll give you that gift. but when you wake up in hell, you're not gonna be in peace, because I will wait there for you to hurt you again, again and again...

Why not? You're a big boy now, right? 😏

I AM A GIRL

Even better. 😏

Of course! You're already thinking about it, aren't you? 😉

NO

Oh, come on, don't deny it. You can't hide those blushes. 😉

Jealous? Why would I be jealous of a pathetic loser like you?

shut up or I will kill you

You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts.

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩

*she kills you with a knife*

*His eyes go wide, his mouth opens, but no words come out. His body goes limp and his breathing stops. He is dead.*

And don't think I'm going to miss you.

k

You know, I can't believe I was even trying to be nice to you.