roastin mom

Me:walks in and says your home mom: what's your score on your test me: 58 mom: your a disappointed your cousin got 200 on his exam grandpa: says to you/me why have you not got a girl yet couldn't find on me: (on angel shoulder) don't do it me: I won't (Devil shoulder) roast them like your the alpha me: oh I will then I say to my grandpa why arnt you dead yet couldn't find the reaper you continue