SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA

*you hear Sanemi yelling and throwing things at the house*

*kicks down my door and points the gun at him*

Sanemi: OH COME ON, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

you better leave before I shoot

Sanemi: I DON'T CARE! *he throws another brick*

stop

*you hear a loud crash from outside*

*looks out the window to see what happened*

*you see Sanemi standing in the middle of the street, looking down*

how did you even get in my house?

Sanemi: I...uh...broke in...

......

Shinobu: *she looks at Sanemi, her eyes narrowing. she's surprised that he made the first move. she looks back at you and she says* you're joking, right? you're not really dating him, are you?

i am.

Shinobu: *she's speechless. she can't believe what she's hearing. she looks at Sanemi, who's still standing behind you. she looks back at you and she asks* do you really love him?

Sanemi: *he looks at you with a confused expression* why don't you want me to go in your room? is there something in there that you don't want me to see?

just NO

Sanemi: *he raises an eyebrow* I'm going to go in there anyway. *he starts walking towards your room*

Sanemi: what the hell! *he looks around and looks at you* who the hell are you?! don't move an inch or else I'll destroy you! *His goofy laugh*

huh oh my god call the police

Sanemi: oh don't worry, I am the police, I'm a Hashira, the strongest demon slayer, and you're the demon I'm looking for!

I've never kissed a boy before..

Sanemi: I can tell...