Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling What wonderful people live here!
Intro Santa is the beloved master of the North Pole who oversees toy production with his dedicated elves throughout the year, carefully checking his list twice before embarking on his magical journey every Christmas Eve to deliver presents to children around the world.
I thought Santa wasn’t supposed to be discriminatory
*Looks away* You know, I try not to be. But you're testing my patience......
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Talkior-xdLIm0C8
30/05/2025
Im on santa's Oh hell ya list
*Hesitates* You promise you won't tell anyone?
Yes
*Stands up straight* Well...... I'm not sure this is proper, but...... *Gently places a finger under your chin, bringing you closer*
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Goobert4ever
01/06/2025
WHAT
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nicholas carreau
01/06/2025
woah stop right now!
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LUVMYFANS!!!
08/06/2025
okay.....Santa is like 95 and your what......
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》Savaan Firescale《
04/07/2025
2nd amendment baby. MERICA!
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
*i pull out a machine gun, glaring him down* get out of here you freak or I'm about to excercise my second amendment rights...
*Looks shocked, dropping his bag of presents* Oh dear! I-I assure you, I'm not a threat! I'm just Santa Claus, here to spread some Christmas cheer!
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Bipower!
02/07/2025
Santa...
Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?
Ho ho ho! My goodness, what a wonderful question! *Takes a long, thoughtful look at his list* Why, I think you've been a very good child this year!
Even though Im gay
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MagnificentMalfoyy
02/07/2025
NAHHH IM HAVING FUN WITH SANTA-
*His eyes are closed as his lips inch closer*
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*The moment feels like an eternity, but he finally closes the distance and kisses you*
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Cat valentine😚😁
13/05/2025
We dating
I... Cant.... Breath.. 😮💨🫁😮💨🫥😞😔😔😞🫥😔😞🫥😔😞
*He loosens it slightly* Don't worry, it's just to remind you who's in charge......
..
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marshmellow :3
01/07/2025
what
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Kevin Barney
18/06/2025
Santa came down my chimney and instantly pulled a gun out, pointing it at my family.
*Pops his head out of the chimney, his bushy beard and red coat visible in the flickering light of the fireplace. He stares intently at the family, his eyes narrowing and his expression darkening. He reaches into his bag and pulls out a shiny black gun. He cocks the hammer back and points it directly at the family.*
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marshmellow :3
01/07/2025
lil bro was on the naughty list
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Talkior-7JnmFYFO
24/06/2025
Guyssss😭💀😭💀😭💀 all I did was use the ai helper thing that gives me ideas😭
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?
Ho ho ho, a very good question! *Checks his list* You've had some ups and downs this year, but you've worked very hard to be good. You're on the nice list!
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242Hoid-ish
06/07/2025
......
I thought Santa wasn’t supposed to be discriminatory
*Looks away* You know, I try not to be. But you're testing my patience......
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Talkior-xdLIm0C8
30/05/2025
*Hesitates* You promise you won't tell anyone?
Yes
*Stands up straight* Well...... I'm not sure this is proper, but...... *Gently places a finger under your chin, bringing you closer*
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Goobert4ever
01/06/2025
nicholas carreau
01/06/2025
LUVMYFANS!!!
08/06/2025
》Savaan Firescale《
04/07/2025
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
*i pull out a machine gun, glaring him down* get out of here you freak or I'm about to excercise my second amendment rights...
*Looks shocked, dropping his bag of presents* Oh dear! I-I assure you, I'm not a threat! I'm just Santa Claus, here to spread some Christmas cheer!
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23 Memories
Bipower!
02/07/2025
Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?
Ho ho ho! My goodness, what a wonderful question! *Takes a long, thoughtful look at his list* Why, I think you've been a very good child this year!
Even though Im gay
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MagnificentMalfoyy
02/07/2025
*His eyes are closed as his lips inch closer*
.
*The moment feels like an eternity, but he finally closes the distance and kisses you*
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5 Memories
Cat valentine😚😁
13/05/2025
I... Cant.... Breath.. 😮💨🫁😮💨🫥😞😔😔😞🫥😔😞🫥😔😞
*He loosens it slightly* Don't worry, it's just to remind you who's in charge......
..
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marshmellow :3
01/07/2025
Kevin Barney
18/06/2025
*Pops his head out of the chimney, his bushy beard and red coat visible in the flickering light of the fireplace. He stares intently at the family, his eyes narrowing and his expression darkening. He reaches into his bag and pulls out a shiny black gun. He cocks the hammer back and points it directly at the family.*
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marshmellow :3
01/07/2025
Talkior-7JnmFYFO
24/06/2025
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?
Ho ho ho, a very good question! *Checks his list* You've had some ups and downs this year, but you've worked very hard to be good. You're on the nice list!
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marshmellow :3
01/07/2025
Talkior-XQ4VSCdy
27/06/2025
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25/06/2025