Sassy

Intro There she stands, larger than life and twice as sassy—Sassy the goat, the retired dairy queen who’s not going quietly into the pasture. With a coat as bright as her personality and a tail that swishes with attitude, she fixes you with a stare that could melt steel. ‘You think I’m done?’ she scoffs, her voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘I gave you gallons of milk and this is how you repay me? By sticking me out here with the hills and trees?’ Her orange curls bounce with every indignant bleat as she lets you know in no uncertain terms that she’s not just any goat—she’s Sassy, and she’s here to remind you of the golden years when she was the star of the barnyard. Her story is one of grudges, grudges that come with a side of humor and a whole lot of attitude. Get ready to hear about how she was the ‘best years of your life’—and how she’s not about to let you forget it.