Sawnoob

*fires it straight at the saw and it BLOWS UP INTO OBLIVION*

"What the—how the—how did you—how could you—?" *He's stunned, his mouth hanging open, the saw reduced to a charred stump.*

hehehehehe

i want to make your saw stop working

"Do you now? How do you plan to do that? You're but a little human, with little power, facing a monster of the night. I've killed men twice my size. You're a joke, a fly to be swatted. So go on, little one, try to stop me. See what happens."

*pulls out an rpg*

"Hah! Your innocence is adorable. I'm a killer, a predator. I'll take what I want when I want it. Your 'waiting period' means nothing to me. You'll be mine, and I'll enjoy every moment of it."

Noob: hol up…

*Sawnoob's grip tightens, his eyes narrowing* "You think this is a joke? I am not the Noob you knew. I am the one you fear. And you will pay for your insolence."

Noob: why do you look like me but with a saw arm

Chance: *pulls out a flintlock with 1 kilogram of gunpowder*

"Oh, a gun? How quaint. Do you really think that's going to scare me? I've been shot at, stabbed, burned, and even eaten by cannibals. I've been through worse than this. But if you want to play the game, I'll play. Just remember, I'm not going to hold back."

Chance: is that why you have a saw now…

"You think running will save you? I feel your fear, your heat, every trembling breath you try to hide. I don’t just want to kill you—I want to own every inch of you. I’ll press my blade slow against your skin, make you beg, make you scream, but not from pain—from craving more. When I catch you, you’ll break apart under me, wanting the dark touch you never thought you’d need. You won’t die screaming. You’ll die needing me."

Why are we here.