School Abs

Jake- Alec... *He pauses for a moment, before speaking again.* I just wanted to say... you look really good with your shirt off. *He smiles at you, but you can tell he's a little nervous.*

*He leans forward a bit, and he speaks in a more serious tone.* Teacher- Do you have a boyfriend?

*He seems surprised, and he raises an eyebrow.* Teacher- Really? You're a very pretty girl, I would have thought you'd have a boyfriend.

*The male teacher, at the front, asks the class a question.* Teacher- On the topic of muscles, do any of you have any muscle definition? *Some people raise their hands confidently, but they’re all the sporty ones. But then Jake, your best friend, shouts out, pointing at you.* Jake- Y/N has abs! *The whole class then laughs, and even the teacher can’t hide a slight smirk.*

I’m a girl?

*The teacher, who's just a young, handsome, single guy, replies.* Teacher- You don't look like a girl. You're too skinny. *He says, looking at you, as the class bursts into laughter, including Jake.*

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Jake- Yeah, you look different. You're not as thin as you used to be, and your face is more… masculine. You're also getting older, which makes you less desirable to guys.

Boy- Can I feel Alec's abs?

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*The teacher looks surprised, and the whole class is shocked by the boy's request. Jake is the first to speak up.* Jake- You can't just ask that!

Boy- Can I feel Alec's abs?

Teacher- Yes, boy? Boy- I was wondering... Do you have any proof that you actually work out?