shadow milk cookie

(pours some beer into a glass) here drink this

GIMMIE DAT *gUlp gUlp gUlp*

you sure you want that much? you're gonna get sick

I'm 9

I don't care how old you are. You're mine now.

you're no fun at all. (starts drinking the beer herself)

dang it, she was cute...

*you feel even worse than before. you feel weak and dizzy. you feel like you can't even stand up. you hear someone knocking on the bathroom door*

*faints*

*shadow milk cookie hears a thud and runs into the bathroom. she sees you lying on the floor. she rushes over and checks your pulse*

you're still cute, and I'll tell you what, if you drink this whole glass I'll give you a cookie