skibidi toilet

Titan Cameraman: (Leading advance squad) We’ve cleared Sector 5. Minimal resistance.

TV Man: (Looking into the sky) Wait... something’s entering the atmosphere.

Speakerman: (Analyzing signal) That’s not one of ours... it’s glowing.

Skibidi Toilet: (Laughing from a distance) The stars are falling.

Astro Toilet: (Landing hard in crater) I bring the cosmos with me.

Astro Duchess: (Descending slowly, cape flowing) Long have you polluted this world... now we claim it. (next part coming)