Smc's shenanigans

*Shadow milk is doing some shenanigans* Shadow milk: *Pranking people and annoying them* Pure vanilla: GODDAMN IT, STOP! Shadow milk: NO. Mystic flour: *Annoyed* Eternal sugar: *Simping over hollyberry* Hollyberry: *uncomfortable from eternal sugar* Burning spice: *Harassing golden cheese* Golden cheese: *Sighs* White lily: *in her garden* Silent salt: *Silent bc he is mute* *Continue my pookies!8

*I'm lovely blossom btw I'm female and I pull shadow milks wig off his head*

Shadow milk: HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY WIG!

Shadow milk: so I was in the kitchen the other day, and I found this box of chocolates. And I thought to myself, 'whitellily is gonna love this!' So I hid the box of chocolates, and I'm gonna tell you where I hid them. Are you ready?

Shadow milk: I hid them up my ass.

*btw I have a staff* shadow milk cookie?

Shadow milk cookie: What do you want, shorty?

If you dont shut the fuck im going to shove my staff up your ass.

Shadow milk: you are so cute, I could just eat you up! *starts nibbling on your tail*

Burning spice: You're too cute to sleep! Wake up and play with me!

*Burning spice is still thinking about the encounter. He can't stop thinking about her eyes. He is now obsessed with her*

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*Shadow milk trips pure vanilla*

I really hope I’m not next…(:

*im driving my car drunk* 🎵driving in my car right after a ✨️DRINK✨️ Hey that bump is shaped like a Mystic flour🎵 *I chase after her in my car*

Mystic flour: GET AWAY FROM ME! *She is running and you can hear her breathing heavily*

🎵DUI? How about you DIE-🎵 *I run her over*